Eau de Bangkok, Eau de Mexico City, etc.

Here's my idea for new line of bottled water. Like so many bottled waters, mine will come from a municipal water supply, but now from cities all over the world famed for the opposite of pure water.

Why buy my product? Say you're planning a trip to one of these cities. You drink my product well before your trip, then enjoy your case of Montezuma's Revenge in the comfort of your own home, with easy access to familiar toilets and your family doctor. Then, when you get to your destination, you can enjoy the water and the street food with impunity!

Or maybe you're just bored with water that has no true taste or adventure!